Banana Moose is Disappoint

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:53:20 -0700

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:24:41 -0700

Photo

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:45:23 -0700

littleorphanammo: Boba Fett at the Antiques Road Show.

Thu, 02 May 2013 19:32:14 -0700

littleorphanammo:

Boba Fett at the Antiques Road Show.

Photo

Thu, 02 May 2013 18:42:07 -0700

apple-str1der: apple-str1der: Walk into the club like whatup I...

Thu, 02 May 2013 18:39:36 -0700

apple-str1der:

apple-str1der:

Walk into the club like whatup I got a big lock

I just lost a follower

Photo

Thu, 02 May 2013 17:22:06 -0700

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger: Moffat has said that The Doctor...

Thu, 02 May 2013 17:12:21 -0700

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

Moffat has said that The Doctor has met Clara more than once and Forest of the Dead was a Moffat episode..This little girl’s name was CAL right? HAS HE REALLY BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR THAT LONG?!

Photo

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:36:35 -0700

scootingfruity: Clever girl.

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:30:34 -0700

scootingfruity:

Clever girl.

dorkly: Xbox Live Ultimatum

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:37:16 -0700

dorkly:

Xbox Live Ultimatum

Photo

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 14:21:23 -0700

I guess the only downside to finally having health insurance is having my random aches and pains...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:15:46 -0700

I guess the only downside to finally having health insurance is having my random aches and pains actually diagnosed as Potentially Very Scary Things.

Seriously, doctor, do you have to mention cancer as a possibility of EVERYTHING? Like I’m not neurotic enough as it is.

And thank you for kickstarting a quarterlife crisis by telling me I may become infertile unless I get pregnant within the next couple of years.

shaebay: giddygirlie: thefrottagecottage: blimpcat: i was...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:08:17 -0700

shaebay:

giddygirlie:

thefrottagecottage:

blimpcat:

i was listening to this song when i came across this gif on my dash and im giggling at how well it’s fitting with it help skdjfksdfsg

The longer I watch this, the funnier it gets.

watched for the full song. Can’t/won’t/don’t stop.

Yep. Watched it the whole time.

Colin Mochrie: Bald Canadian Dancing Velociraptor

Photo

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:06:52 -0700

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 16:17:04 -0700

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

thehairpin: Guess! The Mystery Injury Pie

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:25:29 -0700

thehairpin:

Guess!

The Mystery Injury Pie

My parents' feelings towards roller derby

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:18:16 -0700

rollerboom:

When I first told them:

After they watched my first bout:

ain’t no party like a Gatsby party because a Gatsby party don’t stop until at least two people are...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:14:18 -0700

ain’t no party like a Gatsby party because a Gatsby party don’t stop until at least two people are dead and everyone is disillusioned with the jazz age as a whole

Photo

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 19:57:56 -0700